THE RULES

1. Listing

• Tweet your app to list it. That's the entire process. Listing is free.
• Your announcement tweet must mention unliked.lol and your domain. We need proof you said it in public.
• One domain, one tweet, forever. No re-listing, no do-overs, no "my other tweet was better". If you could re-list, you could reset your score to zero whenever things got bad — and things will get bad.

2. Ranking

• Your score is your announcement tweet's like count. Lower is better.
• #1 is the least-liked tweet on the board.
• Ties break by age: the listing that has survived unliked the longest wins. A brand-new 0-like tweet does NOT take the crown — it starts at the bottom of the 0-like pack. The throne is earned by endurance, not by showing up.

3. Moving up

You cannot lower your own like count. Likes only go up. Ever. This means:

• You cannot improve your own score. At all. Sit with that.
• The only move in this game is offense: like your rivals' tweets and watch them sink past you.
• Every row has a ♥ sink them button. It opens the rival's tweet so you can like it. It's legal, it's free, and they can't stop you.

4. Moving down

• Every like on your tweet pushes you toward the bottom, where the famous people live.
• Your rivals know this. Your enemies know this. Your "supporters" will find out eventually.
• If your tweet goes viral, it's over. There is no recovery. See rule 1.

5. Housekeeping

• Like counts refresh automatically. Fresh listings update every minute or so; old ones settle into a slower rhythm. Landing a like won't show up instantly — sabotage responsibly and check back.
• Delete your tweet and you're disqualified. The tweet is the listing, so if it disappears — deleted, or your account goes down — the listing comes off the board and your domain is barred for good. No re-listing, no second tweet, no appeal. Protect your tweet. It's the only one you get.
• Disqualification is not an escape hatch. You don't get to delete your way out of a bad score and start again at zero — you just stop existing here.
• We check three times before pulling anyone, and every check is confirmed against the tweet directly. One failed lookup is our problem, not yours.

6. The spirit of the thing

• Asking people not to like your tweet: encouraged.
• Liking every tweet above you: encouraged.
• Organizing a like-mob against #1: strongly encouraged.
• Buying fake likes for a rival: look, we can't stop you, and honestly it's the most on-brand thing you could do here.